Author: Celia Rivenbark<br />File Type: epub<br />From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Cant Drink All Day If You Dont Start In The Morning, comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybodys so excited about the Science Fair when there arent even any rides. In it youll find essays on such topics as- Menopause Spurs Thoughts of Death and Turkey - I Dreamed a Dream That My Lashes Were Long- Twitter Woes Ive Got Plenty of Characters, Just No Character - Movie To-Do List Cook Like Julia, Adopt Really Big Kid - Charlie Bit Your Finger? Good! And other thoughts on the virus that is YouTubeAnd much more! For any woman who longs for the good old days when Jane Fonda in legwarmers was the only one who saw you exercise, YOU DONT SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL is comfort food in book form.