"CONTRA" movie starring Sylvester Stallone & Arnold Schwarzenegger. This ambitious, high-production value action masterpiece was slapped together by me back in 2013 in under 8 hours while learning adobe premiere and photoshop. James Cameron may or may not have contacted me to inform me about him resigning from ever directing another action film, after realizing this is the kind of talent he might be going up against. I said, "Jim, stop it. We need a new Terminator from you and True Lies 2", so I let him continue his career. Unfortunately, he stabbed me in the back, abused the Terminator brand even more and just kept on making his blue space ape movies (talk about blue balls - when are those coming out anyway?). Truly a sickening turn of events, I would've probably been in Hollywood by now, Eifel Towering Meryl Streep with Harvey Weinstein. Not saying I find them attractive, but they're famous, so you gotta do it for the story. At least, that's what Harvey told me. Whenever I share this story, people call me gullible, but my gallbladder is perfectly fine, so what are they even on about... Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this. If you didn't - listen, stick around and subscribe. I'll get you eventually. Me and a new creation of mine - we'll Eifel Tower your eyeballs like Meryl, knoh ah sayin? Shyeeeet... Like & subscribe! <br /><br />#contra #no #ceza #an #t #ezhel #hidra #rk #ceg #ehin #sagopakajmer #allame #erap #ah #rap #massaka #turkcerap #joker #khontkar #er #normender #hiphop #patron #benfero #s #sansarsalvo #stabil #lpiyanc #defkhan #nes #nintendo #snes #retrogaming #videogames #retro #retrogames #ps #retrogamer #gamer #sega #gameboy #playstation #s #gaming #n #supernintendo #supermario #nintendoswitch #games #mario #bit #gamecube #xbox #retrocollective #videogame #game #supermariobros #ds