Christmas Vaccine - a little Christmas gift for our beloved celebrities. <br /><br />lyrics<br />Christmas Vaccine by Chris Harry Burns <br /><br />I've got a Christmas Vaccine for Jeremy Vine and Andrew Neil - it's jabby jabby time!<br /><br />Got a big fat needle that'll make em squeal. And a massive syringe to seal the deal. <br /><br />Shit's about to get real, shit's about to get real.<br />I've got a festive injection for Piers Morgan, Lenny Henry and James Corden. <br /><br />They like it so much I'll stick it their bum and twiddle it round with my greasy thumb. <br /><br />They're gonna cry for their mum but it's for the good of everyone. <br /><br />It's safe and effective but for just one thing it gives you blood clots the size of a Christmas pudding. <br /><br />Oo ahh what happens later? Santa will give them a defibrillator!<br /><br />Well the snow is falling on the ground as my Vaccine bus rolls into town.  <br /><br />Dr Hillary's lost his smile and Chris Whitty has run a mile.<br /><br />Shit's about to get real, shit's about to get real. <br />Cause there's something stirring in their rectum, now the Grim Reaper has come to inject them!<br />With the Christmas Vaccine! Hohoho.