It’s that magical time of year again! The Unframe of Mind Christmas Parody song! Please enjoy “Frosty the Snowman (got the ‘rona)!” (Audio and Lyric video versions available)<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------<br />FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (got the ‘rona)<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Frosty the Snowman was a clearly healthy guy<br />With a fast food butt and a beer-filled gut<br />And two wide and chunky thighs<br /><br />Frosty the Snowman got the Rona, so they say<br />He was fat and slow, but he'll never know<br />how it changed our lives that day<br /><br />There must have been some COVID in that Chinese bat he found<br />For when he ate it, to our dread <br />It began to spread around<br /><br />Oh! Frosty the snowman was a selfish human being<br />With an unmasked face he would cough and spray<br />And refuse to stay six feet<br /><br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Where’d the TP go? <br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Coughetty cough cough<br />All of the symptoms show<br /><br />Frosty the snowman knew the schools were closed that day<br />So he said "No jokes! It's a fake news hoax<br />Conjured up by the CDC." <br /><br />Down to a village with a mask mandate in play,<br />And he screamed, "yeah right! Violate my rights, <br />And my lawyer will make you pay.”<br /><br />They shut down all the streets of town. Made all the business stop.<br />And only opened up again cuz the Stimulus had flopped<br /><br />Frosty the snowman, he was forced in quarantine <br />And he said, “don’t cry, cuz I’m gonna try<br />Hydroxychloroquine."<br /><br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Look at Frosty go<br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Coughetty cough cough<br />Where'd all the TP go?<br /><br />Lyrics: Daniel WagnerVocals: Daniel Wagner and Anthony Trawick<br /><br />For more videos, articles, and podcasts: <br /><a href="http://unframeofmind.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://unframeofmind.com</a> <br />Join the Unframed Minds Discord Community:<br /><a href="https://discord.gg/JWunC2v" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://discord.gg/JWunC2v</a> <br />Find us everywhere else at:<br /><a href="http://unframeofmind.com/find-us-on" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://unframeofmind.com/find-us-on</a> <br />Support/Donate:<br /><a href="https://subscribestar.com/unframeofmind" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://subscribestar.com/unframeofmind</a> <br />Merch: <br /><a href="https://teespring.com/stores/unframeofmind" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://teespring.com/stores/unframeofmind</a><br />...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klcWme7Val4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klcWme7Val4</a>