Lyrics for the masterpiece... (google)<br /><br />Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-!<br />Don't say it Cartman!<br />WEEEEELLLLL<br />Don't do it Cartman!<br />WEEELLLLLL<br />I'm warning you!<br />Ok ok<br />I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-!<br />WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!<br />SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!<br />On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!<br />Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!<br />Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this<br />(Chinese kids)<br />(French kids)<br />(Dutch kids)<br />(African kids)<br />Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch<br />(Crowd: gasp)<br />Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch<br />Uhh Cartman<br />Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!<br />I really mean it<br />Kyle's mom,<br />Is a big fat fucking bitch!<br />Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!<br />What?<br />(Turns around)<br />Aw... fuck