I really don't remember flirtatious office supplies eyeball violence being one of the stages of grief, but nor do I remember reading in the rule book that this was going to be an open-fly funeral. Oh well, if my specifically coarse and grazing underwear material is the only thing capable of drying your eyes on the Y-front seam as you dryh*mp me with your floater filled tear ducts, then by all means stain me with your depressing sadness saline. Perhaps in future we should staple down your blinker lids as tighty as these whities lead by example.<br />...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4NoHLRcSB0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4NoHLRcSB0</a>